I quit.
(via johnny-jam-watson)
Plot twist: Tumblr.com is an unused domain. You log onto a blank page every day. The people you follow are all personalities in your split mind. Their ramblings on your dash are ramblings in your head. As you follow more people, your personality fractures into more shards. You are on a downward spiral into self-conversing insanity and not even you know it.
I give you a hamburger.
(via johnny-jam-watson)
- I make 80% more weird faces
- I cry 20% more (because OTP)
- I laugh 90% louder
- I am 50% more sarcastic
- I asdfghjksdfghjb 100% of the time
(via obscureclara)